"Make me a sandwich."

Why do women get offended when a man says, "Make me a sandwich,"? Is it really that bad? Are you really that mad?

When a guy says that to me, I just laugh. In all honesty, I would gladly make him a sandwich, but you know what, I'm going to make myself one while I'm at it. It's a freakin' sandwich! Get over yourself. So you were born with a vagina, deal with it. Don't like it, do something about it. Truly, you're getting all worked up for absolutely no reason. If I ever see you lose your head for such a petty matter, I may just slap you silly. I mean come on!

The whole idea of feminism just aggravates me. You're nothing special. You want to be equal, yet you expect men to do everything for you. That's not equal. Like I said, you're nothing special. Yes, it would be wonderful to see more chivalry coming from men, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure that the men would like to see a romantic gesture on your part as well, am I right guys? You've got a job, why don't you pay for a dinner every once in a while? Do something cute, buy him a little daisy. If he's a real man, and comfortable enough with his sexuality, he would appreciate it. You can count on that one.

Another thing women complain about, equal pay. Do you know how many factors go into pay that aren't accounted for in the census? Have you ever thought about that? No, you probably haven't.
If you're so concerned about equaling pay, stop going for more female dominated careers. Still, more women are nurses, teachers, secretaries, etc. Those jobs don't get paid very high. Male dominated careers on the other hand, are CEOs, engineers, doctors, etc. It's just the way things are, and those jobs happen to earn higher salaries. C'est la vie (that's life). Also, maternity leave: ever heard of paternity leave? Why don't you try that one? Also, men are generally more work focused, and women are more family oriented. That's just how things go! Men work more, they earn more. Stop having babies, get some work done, make more money, and stop complaining. It's as simple as that.

I could go on. Marriage? Ya'll are still taking your husband's last name... Once again, why the heck are you complaining?! Shut up, make him take your name! No, you wouldn't do that would you? That's just weird. Shut up.

There are so much more topics I could rant about, but I'm done for today. Like I said before, I shall say it again...

YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.

If you don't like it, change it. If you don't want to change it, shut the heck up. I'm tired of it.