Messed Up Dreams

Hello, been awhile.

I've officially realized that I suck at blogging. Take a look at my nail blog: prime example. I can't remember the last time I posted on there. *sigh* And then, to top that off, I always come back and say that I'm officially ready to start being consistent again. Nope. Chuck Testa. (Just kidding).

Anyway, I'm not going to rant today, I have nothing to rant about... for now.

Today, I have a story for you. My dreams, are seriously the Most effed up things in the world. I can't even begin to tell you how weirded out I feel every other day when I wake up after one of my dreams. Today/last-night I had three consecutive, effed up dreams.

Here's one for ya.

I was outside on my front lawn doing the laundry. Why I'm doing laundry outside, this is unknown. Why I'm outside in the first place, I don't even want to try to ponder that. So anyway, I'm doing laundry, outside, and this guy drives up and parks on the curb in front of my house. He starts Threatening me telling me that he's going to kidnap and rape me! He's just in his car, yelling at me. He said it would be my punishment for being so stupid. 

I guess it was my fault though. I was outside, doing the laundry, on my front lawn, NAKED, for all to see... 

WTF?!

Yeah, and that was only 1 of the 3 dreams I had today. I really don't understand the images my brain provides for me in my slumber sometimes...

Thanks for reading,
<3 Tawny

Common Courtesy

Alright.

Hi.

Sorry in advance... but I've been in a ranty mood for the past two days and I haven't blogged about anything. Frickin' exams... *blech*

Okay so anyway,
Here's my issue...today...

You, yeah, you, and all of your fucking friends... You suck!

Who the heck failed to teach you how to walk properly amongst society? When I'm walking in a crowded area, I'd rather not play the maze game. WALK ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SIDEWALK! (Literally) I'm trying to get somewhere. I don't need you slowing me down. Don't you have somewhere to be as well?

Which leads me to my next point... Pick up your effing feet and WALK. FASTER!!

Seriously? I understand the times where you're talking a stroll and enjoying the wonderful weather with your significant other, but during peak times between classes?  At least walk on the right side of the sidewalk, and then I can at least pass you...

Fuck you, and fuck your fucking slow ass group of friends who are taking up the WHOLE. FREAKING. SIDEWALK!

I shouldn't have to walk in the dirt and dirty up my shoes just so can take your sweet ass time.

No. You suck. Walk faster. Walk correctly. Be courteous.

Please and thank you.

<3 Tawny

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Say what you want, but I am TIRED of Chocolate Chip Cookies.



I feel like, any time Anyone makes cookies, for any occasion, it's always the same cookie. Why can't we change it up? Seriously? Maybe throw some walnuts in there?

Whatever happened to the Oatmeal Raisin cookie?

The Snickerdoodle?

M&M cookies?!

How about the White Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie? Now there's a damn cookie.

Oh! Anyone ever heard of Peanut Butter Cookies??

UGH! Seriously! Learn a new fucking recipe! If you're going to take the time to make cookies, at least shake things up a bit. Jeez.

Now, I'm not seriously bashing on anyone in particular, and this is a post that No One should become offended  to.

I just really think we should broaden our horizons. Spread our wings. Learn new things!

COME ON!!!